itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

zooielynn:

Crossmen Colorguard 2014

Isn’t it ironic that my 2 best friends are white, blonde, straight girls?

realitytvgifs:

I love this new update

Whoever out there knows Morgan in crossmen guard this summer, she told me one of her friends asked if she knew the “megaboner guy”

Its funny because we’re like best friends lmaoo

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES