— Anonymous: You were amazing tonight! I was in Atlanta and I just thought I should tell you how much I loved your show!

Thank you!

DJ you better post those pictures

Give me a boyfriend

Mother: *sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
baby: b...b-...
Mother: *stops*...Your first words!
baby: B-B...
Mother: C'mon sweetie, you c--
baby: BE QUIET TIFFANY
Mother: W-...W-
Baby: NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
Mother: I-I--
Baby: YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
Mother: ...
Baby: TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF

everythingsanobject:

Blue Devils

itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

blastortoise:

black people: haha white people can’t dance

white person: oh but if i said black people are too busy eating watermelon to get off their monkey lazy nigger asses then it would be racist???

white person: I am so SICK of these double standards……

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

zooielynn:

Crossmen Colorguard 2014

Isn’t it ironic that my 2 best friends are white, blonde, straight girls?